Two fathers were talking about their sons.
One father said my son is the most stupid person in the world.
Other father said no one can be any match to my son.
First father disagred and said I will prove to you that my son is more stupid than your father.
So he called his son and said said Son Call your mother and ask if I am with her.
Son Said Sure dad and left.
Other father called his son and said I want to buy a car, here is $20 can you get me a car we do need an extra car
for your mom.
Both Sons med outside and first son said My dad is the most stupid person in the world.
Second son said you dad is no match to my dad. My dad is the most stupid person in the world.
First one said My dad is not only stupid he is lazy. The telephone was next to him hecould call him self to check with Mom.
No not only he can not think and is too lazy and tell me to do it.
Second son said my dad told me to buy the car and never told me which kind or color and when I will get the car he will
yeell at me.
What is the moral of the story?
When I was a child I loved Robin Hood who rob the rich and give to poors
Now I have lot of questions.
Some one said 50 % used to his service charge and either he comited suiside or was killed during robery.
Now I loved Robin Williams and he comitted suiside.
Now I have lot of questions.
Do I like to be Robin Hood or Robin Williams??
What about you guys ? Love to have your input.
I read a artiche that a college professor need cardiac transplant.
He end up reciving the heart of drunk driver who died in MVA.
After the tranplant, the professor never used alchol start drinking heavily and died of liver issues.
I am not sure about the validity of this story, but it certainly raise questions in my mind.
Is brain is the command center or heart is the command center or two different center work together
or work independently.
Give your opinion thanks
Weekly Schedule ENDURE
SUNDAY REFLECT, REPENT,REET and get ready for the week
MONDAY E Embrace each day as a gift
TUESDAY N Never surrender except to GOD
WEDNESDAT D Do not let your situation get the best of you
THURSDAY U Understand GOD’s purpose and feel GOD’s presence.
FRIDAY R Remain as positie as possible
SATURDAY E Excercise mind body and soul
SUNDAY REFLECT, REPENT,REST and get ready for monday to repeat the cycle again and again.
Courtsey of a Inmate from Camp Hill Prison, Pa.
Long time ago innocent Jackie fall in love with Jack and end up giving her heart to him.
Jack broke that heart and left jackie with a broken heart.
Jackie looked in the mirror and saw the most beutiful person in the mirror and fall in love with herself.
She realized her mistake and promise to herself to love herself and be on honeymoon with self till death.
She worked very hart and finaly discoverd the recipe to fix her broken heart, that was self love.
Jackie get rid of all the broken and defective part of her heart and had a strong healthy heart.
Jack went out with Jill and fell down the the hill, and broke his neck, start cursing Jill.
Jill got angry called him Jack ass and left him.
Jack with no place to go came to Jackie with broken neck.
Jackie took care of him and his neck got better.
Jack stole Jackie heart and try to break it, but unable to so so , it was unbreakable.
Jackie asked Jack to give his defectice heart to her so she can fix his heart.
Jack end up giving his heart to Jackie .
Jackie treated his heart and it become a healthy heart and gave back to Jack and told him how to take care of his heart.
Now Jack fall in love with Jackie and they got married and live happily ever after,\.
THE END.
QUIZ What is the moral of the story?
My father was very unusual man.
when I was 23 I was walking with him and man met us and start talking to my dad and I felt he was very
disrespetful to my dad.
SO I confronted him and said Sir You do not have the manner how to talk to may dad.
My Dad intervened and said Please forgive and pray for my boy he just just do not know what
a wonderful man you are.
I was furious but kept my mouth shut.
After ward I confronted my dad and said people like you cause problem for others, and people like than man will
keep disrespeting other people and this is all your faulkt.
My father smiled and said do you thoink you can teach him the menner.
I said no but he should be told.
Then he posed another question why he disrespected me?
He is a mean person I replied
He said I beg to disagree with you . We are not judges. Every thing happen for a reason
How do we know the reason, Reflect and I know that God send him to remind me that I have to earn respect .
He was a post man or messenger of God to remind me to get my get act together and I am so thankful God has
granted me a son like you who love me so much.
I could not understand his logic and felt it is hopeless to talk to him any further.
To my surprise couple weeks later same man brought a big basket of fruit and said to me This is for your father not for you.
I did not understood then but I understand now what my father was trying to teach me.
RESPECT IS EARNED NOT DEMANDED
Brain is like a computer work according to learned behavior,
work reasoning ( that can be reasonable or unreasonable) and very well get contaminated with viruses and crash before its time.
LIFE STORY OF A SMOKER
I loved puffing.
I start huffing.
I continue to puff and huff.
My last advise to humanity, Please donot start puffing, if you are a puffer Please stop.
Sincerely Yours
Ex smoker
Graveyard St Grave #420 COPD County
DeadCity , DC 12345
1-800-smo-ker ext loser
Yesterday I saw a movie ZOOTOPIA with my son and wife.
This remind me of the story I told my daughter who also wanted to hear a story,
and want me to make a story no one has ever heard and the main character have to be a female.
So I told her the story of Deer King
Long time ago there was a middle age female Deer single Mom with 3 kids and her was eaten up
by the Lion King.
She reflected and realize that it is time for action.
She declared that she in the king of jungle and challenged daval with Long King.
On appointed time every one was surprised how well Deer was prepared.
Lion keep attacking but Deer was too fast for him.
He was huffing , puffing and sweating.
Deer ran in the jungle and jumped over a big ditche she had made to trap the Lion.
Lion fall into the ditche and become the captive of Deer.
Deer king made the consitition of the jungle.
No animal was allowed to kill or hurt anyone in any form of shape
The criminal put in the ditche with hungry Lion inside.
The was peace in the Jug le .
My daughter declaed she will be a king one day.
Dear Dr Shaikh Your healing tip about volunteer, victim and abuser hit me.
That was on my mind all day
and I had a dream that night that answered all my questions.
I realized I was not the victim but was a volunteer and self abuser all along and I am still doing it in different way.
I will allow people to walk all over me.
I know what I have to do to transform myself from volunteer / self abuser and to become truly self aware.
Very weird dream.
In my dream my brother was asking me to have sex with him and I was refusing .
He was insisting nicely and I agreed, and I woke up.
That explained my behavior, I will do anything to please others. and hoping that they will be nice to me in return .
I have fear and I will do anything to have peace and felt good about myself.
Now I know I have to change.
Thank you very much for your healing tip
Jane Smith. Self abuser / Volenteer